Who are you carrying all those bricks for?   你干嘛老是想不开呢？

God? 上帝，

ls that it?是 吗？

God? 上帝？

l tell you...

...let me give you a little inside information about God. 我告诉你一点上帝的小秘密

God likes to watch. 上帝喜欢冷眼旁观

He's a prankster. 他是讨厌鬼

Think about it. 想想看

He gives man... ...instincts.   他给了人类感情的直觉

He gives you this extraordinary gift,

and then what does he do? 他给了你这种天赋，然后呢？

l swear, for his own amusement... 我敢说，他为了自己的乐趣

...his own private cosmic... 为了娱乐自己

...gag reel...

...he sets the rules in opposition. 他立下了相反的游戏规则

lt's the goof of all time. 史上最大的恶作剧

Look, but don't touch. 要你看得到，却不准碰

Touch, but don't taste. 碰到了，又不准吃

Taste, but don't swallow. 吃到了，却不准吞下去

And while you're jumping from one foot

to the next, what is he doing? 当你犯规时，他做什么？

He's laughing his sick fucking ass off! 他会乐不可支地嘲笑着你

He's a tightass! 这傢伙真是变态

He's a sadist! 简直是个虐待狂

He's an absentee landlord!他 就像是不负责任的地主

Worship that? Never! 要我敬仰他？绝不！

Better to reign in hell 宁可在地狱称王

than serve in heaven, is that it? 也不在天堂当奴仆

Why not? 不是吗？

(以下是撒旦的独白）

l'm here on the ground with my nose in it 我从开天辟地以来

since the whole thing began! 就来到世上，深入人类生活

l've nurtured every sensation

man has been inspired to have! 我挑动了人性一切潜在的欲望

l cared about what he wanted

and l never judged him! 我满足了人类需求却不批判他

Why? Because l never rejected him, 为什么？因为即使再顽劣的人

in spite of all his imperfections! 我也不会拒绝他

l'm a fan of man! 我是人类的支持者

l'm a humanist.   我是个人本主义者

I   rest   my case   我的话讲完了

重温了一遍魔鬼代言人，对于读法律的人来说应是必看。直指人心。

印象还有一句。基努里维斯最后要和撒旦之女xing爱前，基努问撒旦之女说：我们不需要爱么。

撒旦冷笑着说，爱？总是被夸大。按照生理学角度来说，你吃一块巧克力也能得到相同的感受。

难怪我那么喜欢吃巧克力了。