1、黑夜外出，老公叮嘱：小心色狼。 好奇心起，问老公：要是你碰到女色狼怎么办？ 老公答：哪有那么好的运气。。。

2、妻子：老公，咱家的车被撞了！丈夫：谁的责任？妻子：我的！丈夫：对方一点责任都没有吗？妻子：没有！丈夫：对方开的什么车？妻子：对方是栅栏！

3、男追女，屡败屡追，两人都痛苦万状。 男(迫切地)：告诉我！我哪儿不好啊，你说话，我改！女(更加迫切地)：我呢？我哪儿好啊？告诉我，我改！

4、美脸与美元并重，智慧和胸猛双全；腰精更要真金，前凸后翘还想钞票；男友帅固然好，人品也重要，但家财万贯才是王道。

5、妻子每天教儿子弹钢琴，丈夫不以为然，妻子：你也教一种本事我看看。丈夫：我已经教会了他一辈子都饿不死的本领。妻子：什么本领？丈夫：吃饭！

6、结婚几个月，瘦瘦的丈夫逐渐胖起来，丈夫对妻子说：亲爱的，谢谢你做饭的好手艺！妻子点点头说：嗯！怎么样，我这家庭饲养员当得还合格吧？

7、一典型的大男人娶了个典型小美女，婚礼刚过，大男人就立下规矩：我想什么时候回家就什么时候回家，每天你必须为我准备好丰盛的晚餐。。。你有什么意见吗？他的新娘很大度地说：没有意见，我只是提醒你记住一件事情，每天晚上七点准时房事不论你在还是不在。

8、妻子：你的耳莫炎是什么时候好的？丈夫：就在你喉咙开始发炎的那天……

9、女孩吃吧吃吧不是罪,再胖的人也有权利去增肥.苗条背后其实是憔悴.爱你的人不会在乎你的腰围.尝尝阔别已久美食的滋味,就算撑死也是一种美!
 

1 night out, her husband told: be careful of the Wolf. Curiosity, ask a husband: if you meet sex Wolf? Husband: which have so good luck.

Wife: honey, 2, our car was hit! Husband: who's responsibility? Wife: I! Husband: have a responsibility? Wife: no! Husband: what other open car? Wife: a fence!

3, male and female chased after losing repeatedly repeatedly pulled, both pain. Male: (urgently) tell me! I where not good, you talk, I change! Female: (more urgently) : I? I where good? Tell me, I change!

4, beautiful face with equal, wisdom and $chest fierce and proper, Waist fine gold, before more to become warped still want money after convex, Her boyfriend is good, but also are important, but the multimillionaire is gone.

Five, his wife and son playing the piano every day to teach her disapproval, wife: you also teach a skill, I see. Husband: I've taught his lifetime all hungry. Wife: what skills? Husband: eat!

6 and married a few months, thin, gradually fat husband said the husband to his wife: dear of, thank you cook good workmanship! The wife say: HMM! Nods How, my family when the breeder is qualified?

7, a typical big man married a typical small beauty, wedding just passed, the big man is set rules: I want to go home when the day when you go home, for I must be ready for dinner. What is your opinion? His bride said: no big degree, I just remind you remember a thing, every evening at seven o 'clock shenyin whether you still absent.

Wife: you of 8, MoYan ears when is good? Husband: in your throat began to inflammation of the day...

9 and the girl to eat and eat not sin, fat person also has the right to add fertilizer. Slim was behind. People who love you won't care about your waistline. Try try the taste of food, even support is also a kind of beauty!!!!!